Barbara Walter's Hat Phobia. . .

April 21, 2011

Why, oh why, is it so difficult for some to draw attention to their heads/faces by framing it in a gorgeous hat or fascinator? Why are some reduced to adolescent sarcasm when faced with the 'chapeau challenge'?!

"I'm stuttering because it is very boring trying on hats." (The psychologist in me doubts this explanation.) "We don't wear hats in this country." (Speak for yourself dear. You aren't important enough to speak for all of us.) Please, Barbara, get over yourself. Its just a hat. You should be able to control it (think sophistication), not let it control you.

Wishing you an inner peace that allows you to pull off the revived accessory of the century with verve and flair!!



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